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Joke of the Day
"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."
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"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."
"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."
"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"The other day I tell my wife, ""when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself."" She says ""you have perfect eyesight."" - Norm MacDonald"
"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."