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Joke of the Day
"I respect the moon, it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves."
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"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"
"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"
"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
"did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,""Lie to me, lie to me."""
"A penis is like a box of chocolates Because girls can't get enough of them as long as they're dark and rich."
"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"
"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."