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Joke of the Day
"When i'm hungry I eat food."
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"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"
"When a friend is about to hand me her baby, I deliberately drop my phone while yelling ""DAMN SO CLUMSY!"" and wait as she changes her mind."
"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
"Don't argui with r/jokes... There's too many ri-postes."
"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"
"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."
"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."