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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."
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"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."
"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"
"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."
"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"