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Joke of the Day

"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"

"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."

"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."

"[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."

"You can't change a person unless they wear adult diapers"

"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"

"Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9? Because 7 ate(8) 9!"

"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"

"This is embarrassing. I tunneled through my wall to escape work and ended up in my boss's office. He's watching me tweet this. I'm fired."