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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."
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"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"
"What does a man keep in his pants that often pokes the hole it's poked before? His keys, you filthy-minded bastard."
"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."
"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"
"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."
"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"