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Joke of the Day
"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."
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"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"
"Blind guy: I love this half-sandwich restaurant. Me: What do you mean? This place only serves whole- Service dog: *puts a paw on my lips*"
"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"
"What is green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"
"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."
"It was a stormy night at work And thunder struck at the same time that the telephone rang. The Hash Slinging Slasher (this is no joke)"
"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"
"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."