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Joke of the Day
"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"
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"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"
"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."
"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."