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Joke of the Day

"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."

"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction"

"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."

"Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats."

"what fabric softener do Special Ed kids use? Downy"

"The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't."