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Joke of the Day

"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."

"BERNIE: all people deserve to be treated equally HILLARY: the oposite of ""bernie sanders"" is ""soakey waterers"" BERNIE: ... HILLARY: pls fav/rt"

"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it."

"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."