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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"
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"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"What does seven days without exercise make? One weak!"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you cant peanut butter your way in someones ass"
"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help. I also hired a contractor to work on my house."