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"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
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"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
"Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare? The whole thing was one big straw man argument."
"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."
"My girlfriend claims my puns don't make any sense. She says they're un-BEAR-able."
"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""
"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."