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Joke of the Day
"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"
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"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
"You look cute without glasses. my glasses."
"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""
"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!"
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."