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Joke of the Day
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
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"What do you call Islamic death metal? Allahu Rockbar."
"""Dad I'm gay..."" ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."
"If the bride tosses you the bouquet, how long are you allowed to beat her with it?"
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""
"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."
"I work to buy a car to go to work."
"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."
"Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: Are you my mother?"