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Joke of the Day

"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."

"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"Me- ""Sorry I can't"" Friend- ""Why not?"" M- ""Working on my book"" F- ""Neato! What about?"" M- ""It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"""

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"

"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""

"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"Why did the Russian man get food poisoning? Because NE-coli."

"What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids."

"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."