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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ? A feminist"
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"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"
"What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!"
"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."
"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"
"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""
"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""
"what does one rock use to propose to another rock? A bouldering. (Sorry guys ive been indoor rock climbing lately)"