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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"

"I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so I can hate them."

"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"

"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"

"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"

"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"

"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."