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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"

"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."

"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."

"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegtable? Putting her back in the wheel chair..."

"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."

"I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. It's not my fault they don't have windows..."

"How did Moses make his tea?"

"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."

"Me: *gazes into his eyes* Him: *sweats* M *winks* H: I'm kinda uncomfortable M: But this is love H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am"