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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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"Did you hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in."
"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"
"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend."
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."
"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"
"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The respirator. (My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)"