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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."
"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"
"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."
"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."
"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."
"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks"