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Joke of the Day

"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, and I thought to myself, Wow, dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized : I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"

"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"

"A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood."

"Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!"

"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"

"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"