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Joke of the Day
"Which side of the goose has the most feathers? The outside"
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"I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno... Because as OP I never deliver"
"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."
"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."
"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."
"[Giving a toast] ""It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."""
"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"
"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"
"What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow? Total Eclipse of a Fart"
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"