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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
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"Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going"
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"
"Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy."
"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"
"Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"
"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."