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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"

"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"

"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."

"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"

"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."

"Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe."

"Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent"

"BIRDMAN Little girl: ""Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"" Mother: ""Because he thinks he's a chicken."" Little girl: ""Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"" Mother: ""We need the eggs."""

"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."

"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."