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Joke of the Day
"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."
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"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"
"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"
"Told to me by my 8 year old daughter: Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence. Awkward silence who? ... I see what you did there..."
"What do you want on your tombstone? pepperoni and cheese...."
"I bought a 12 pack of condoms the other day. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag, I said ""Nah, I'll just turn the lights off""."
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
"What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am? Around 3000 people"
"Hey scientists, you gave us Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. How about you stop playing with your dicks and give us something for cancer?"