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Joke of the Day
"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."
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"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."
"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."
"An employee saw his boss fucking a girl inside a car. Employee: ""Nice boss, you enjoying alone, when will it be my turn?"" Boss: ""After the girl"""
"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."
"I met a hot chick That girl was on fire."
"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"
"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"
"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"