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Joke of the Day
"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
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"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."
"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"
"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"
"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"
"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"
"*follows Dreams* ~dream doesn't follow back~ ~unfollows Dream~"