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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
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"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"
"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"
"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."
"Daddy! Tell me a story.. The Tooth Fairy is really a wicked witch, who takes all your teeth if you sleep with your mouth open. Good night."
"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."
"What is the difference between homeless and vodka? Vodka does not freeze"