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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
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"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."
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"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"
"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"
"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."
"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic"