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Joke of the Day
"Carbs are my starch enemy."
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"I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start."
"They should make a gym for cops, called ""Stop Resisting""."
"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."
"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not five, my basement is still dark. (taken from this page: https://www.facebook.com/ImammahdidailyIII?fref=ts)"
"if jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"