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Joke of the Day

"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."

"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free"

"My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up I told her she'd probably be a huge birch"

"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."

"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."

"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Leprosy joke What did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? Keep the tip."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Barack Obama is not a Jew. We think."