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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."

"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."

"Why can't you fart in an apple car? It doesn't have windows."

"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."

"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"

"What do you call an onion with no shoes?"

"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"

"kid, we've been tracking your performance on the self checkout... you're the best we've ever seen. we'd like you to become our head cashier"

"Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England."

"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."