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Joke of the Day
"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
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"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."
"What's Jamaica's greatest superhero? Dreadpool"
"My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment."
"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"
"My roommate is painting and makes a mistake... Him: ""gah why can't I Ctrl-z!?"" My inner dad: ""because z is a rouge letter"""
"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."
"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"
"What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate."