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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not five, my basement is still dark. (taken from this page: https://www.facebook.com/ImammahdidailyIII?fref=ts)"

"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"

"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."

"I often cry after sex. But in my defence, I use a pretty big onion."

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."

"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."