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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."

"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth."

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."

"Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg"

"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."

"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""