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Joke of the Day
"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""
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"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."
"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."
"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."
"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"Two reasons I won't give money to homeless people. 1. They're probably just going to buy beer with that money. 2. I'm going to buy beer with that money. Edit: changed for to with."
"People say musicians are gems I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems, but then I about diamond and carbuncle."
"My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes he's a six-foot-six billposter."
"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."
"PATIENT: I broke my arm in 3 places DOCTOR: Then dont go to those places!"