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Joke of the Day

"Why do jews have a big nose? Because air comes free of charge."

"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"

"""What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, somebody already told her twice"""

"Where do shadowbanned Redditors go? To the PAO Camp."

"I saw your link on Facebook. What happened next will blow your mind.......I didn't open it."

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"What do Australians call upside down cake? Cake."

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"