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Joke of the Day
"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"
Next Joke
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"
"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."
"When my wife is sleeping I open her handbag, take out my balls, pat them & whisper ""I know guys I miss you too"" then put them back quietly."
"I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first"
"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."
"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"