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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
Next Joke
"Y'all know what they call Jamaica? Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from."
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"
"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."
"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."
"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"
"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."
"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness. So now I only have sex with hookers who say they're positive."