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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
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"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"
"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."
"[Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid."
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His condom fit like a glove."
"I hit a Milestone today and now my fist really hurts."
"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."
"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"
"""You are terrible at metaphors."" ""Wow. Jealousy is a bad moustache on you."""
"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"