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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."

"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields"

"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."

"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"

"This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn't sleep with him."