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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."

"I went for my physical yesterday. Nurse came in the room and she said ""I'm going to have to ask you to stop masturbating"" I was like ""What? Why!?"" She said ""because I'm trying to do your physical!"""

"""Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?"" ""Church?"" ""K let's make 'em like that"" -- funeral home designers"

"Funniest joke I've ever heard. women's rights."

"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."

"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."

"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."

"Why did the bartender put laxatives in a patron's drink? For shits and giggles"

"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"