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Joke of the Day
"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"
Next Joke
"Just cracked Forest Gump's password. 1forest1"
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."
"Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks."
"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"
"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."
"The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee."
"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."
"How many penises it takes to satisfy president Obama? One, his own."