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Joke of the Day

"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"

"Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash"

"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"

"What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? Women."

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."

"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh and then I punched her in the face."

"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"

"""It's very expensive."" - Chipotle employee ""Look, I got money to spend in here."" - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra"

"Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going"

"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"