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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"

"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."

"A girl picking up the phone in the middle of sex is a free pass to get weird."

"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"

"Cute waiter: Hi, what can I get for you? Me: *accidentally barks*"

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!"

"What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan? Rama-done"