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Joke of the Day

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"

"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."

"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"

"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"

"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"