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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
"A man is alone in a forest with no woman within earshot Is everything he says still wrong?"
"How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail."
"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? UNDERLAY! UNDERLAY!"
"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"
"What does a pussy have in common with the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"
"Gold Digger - like a hooker, only smarter."