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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
Next Joke
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne's parents."
"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"
"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"
"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"