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Joke of the Day
"I like the term ""making a name for yourself"" It implies your parents were wrong."
Next Joke
"There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above"
"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."
"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""
"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."
"What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers? Beyblades."
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."