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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."
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"First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious. Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars? A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there? Me: Not Lucy."
"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""
"How heavy is a Chinese dumpling? Wonton."
"I got into a fight against three people earlier and managed to knock one out... In hindsight, it probably wasn't the best time to masturbate."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."
"Yeah, so, I don't usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button....."
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."
"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"