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Joke of the Day
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
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"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""
"My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Where do beers go to pick up girls? Ho Gardens"
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"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."
"What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange"
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"I misread a headline today as ""the stealthy face a tax increase"" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!"