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Joke of the Day

"A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland... Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"

"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."

"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""

"How do you become a hobbit? Eat, shrink and be Merry!"

"What do parsley and pussy hair have in common? You push it aside and keep eating. Credit to a coworker that told me this last night."

"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."

"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""

"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."

"I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes... ...no, wait, *italics*."