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Joke of the Day
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
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"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."
"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."
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