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Joke of the Day

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"

"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."

"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."

"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"I like my women like I like my weather. 60 and dry."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""

"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"