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Joke of the Day

"Parents: You are adopted. Son: You assholes! I want to see my real parents! Parents: We are your real parents. Pack your stuff, the car comes in one hour."

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"

"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."

"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"

"Mao Zedong, Stalin, Hitler, and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... (user was banned for this post)"

"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."