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Joke of the Day
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
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"My wife bought me a second hand watch for my birthday... Anyway, better be going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds."
"Drills are boring."
"My sense of humor is so dark... ...that it picks cotton."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"
"I always get told off when introducing my wife... Apparently, the label 'ex-girlfriend' is highly inappropriate."
"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."
"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."
"Getting a bit worried, is this normal? One of my nipples is a different colour than the other two"