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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential."
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"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."
"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"
"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."
"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."