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Joke of the Day

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."

"Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week...."

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."

"Quidditch. Scratching yourself with a pound coin."

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."